I recently updated my status on Facebook with a statement that I hoped will spark a philosophical discussion on various viewpoints and merits of such. The first commenter veered it into a tangent, destroying any hope of sensible arguments and it morphed into a low brow battle of wits and pun, and it all went downhill from there. I may not be blameless in this matter as I was a willing, even enthusiastic, participant.
Igbokwe E**ka
Some see d picture 4rm d front, others 4rm d back. But I see it 4rm d asshole. U may b shocked by looking thru my lens, but I wouldn't swap dat view 4 anything!
Nonso Nna**de U must hv a fetish attachment 2 BULLshit; dats d only ting u see when u stare up d a*s.
Yesterday at 7:18pm via Facebook Mobile • LikeUnlike
Igbokwe E**ka Yeah. And, FYI, we r approaching d 'Age of BULLshit'. I'm just gettin ready 2 rule d new age.
Yesterday at 7:38pm via Facebook Mobile • LikeUnlike
Nonso Nna**de Hahaha! Hvnt u hrd of Operation Kill the COWs? Dat age of urs aint coming. Get real!
Yesterday at 7:58pm via Facebook Mobile • LikeUnlike
Igbokwe E**ka We are already training cattle as freedom fighters and insurgents. They r called The ReBULLious COWmbatants. U wont b meeting defenseless HERDs, no sir!
Yesterday at 8:06pm via Facebook Mobile • LikeUnlike
Nonso Nna**de U mean The BULLying COWards? I got 2 warn u dat our troops dont fire ordinary BULLets.
Yesterday at 8:17pm via Facebook Mobile • LikeUnlike
Igbokwe E**ka We used radiation treatments on them and made them MOOtants; ur attacks will have no effects on them whatsoever.
Yesterday at 8:31pm via Facebook Mobile • LikeUnlike
Nonso Nna**de Lets lock HORNS then!
Yesterday at 8:42pm via Facebook Mobile • LikeUnlike
Igbokwe E**ka Then I will leave that to my BULLs to handle it. Welcome 2 d dawn of a MOO Age.
Yesterday at 8:46pm via Facebook Mobile • LikeUnlike
Kaycee J E**h Interesting, guys continue
22 hours ago via Facebook Mobile • LikeUnlike
Igbokwe E**ka Kaycee, arrange make we sue this mass MOOderer to COWrt!
22 hours ago • LikeUnlike
Nonso Nna**de Court? Hahaha! Our judges hv UDDER MOOre impHORNtant tings 2 do wit deir time.
21 hours ago via Facebook Mobile • LikeUnlike
Igbokwe E**ka I see u r being HERDheaded. I will dispatch a team of sCOWts to recon ur location, some underCOWver agents to prepare the operation to MOOtilate ur intelligence outfit.
21 hours ago • LikeUnlike
Nonso Nna**de They all should say the GRAZE before walkin into my HIDEout.
17 hours ago via Facebook Mobile • LikeUnlike
Igbokwe E**ka of COWrse, d GRAZE BEEFore meals! They will consume your BULLigerent COWmrades.
17 hours ago • LikeUnlike
Nonso Nna**de So u guys want BEEF,huh? Do u have the TEAT 4 it?
16 hours ago via Facebook Mobile • LikeUnlike
Igbokwe E**ka Bring it HORN! Whatever you got can't GRAZE our BULLwark! MOOreover ur bunch r dimBULLbs who'll b easily COWed.
16 hours ago • LikeUnlike
Nonso Nna**de My CALFtains re ready. We'll MOOw u down. Pick a CATTLEground...sorry, battleground and lets MEAT there.
14 hours ago via Facebook Mobile • LikeUnlike
Igbokwe E**ka Says u n what army. Just a sCOWl 4rm d HERDend men of mine will make u MOOT. HEIFER thee well. What i'll do 2 u need not b HERD-ralded.
14 hours ago via Facebook Mobile • LikeUnlike
Igbokwe E**ka I can see u r now afrHAYd of me. I VEAL have shown u if u continued 2 flex ur MUZZLEs @ us.
11 hours ago via Facebook Mobile • LikeUnlike
Nonso Nna**de Stop babBULLing. Step into d aREARna and witness ur MATADORm.
11 hours ago via Facebook Mobile • LikeUnlike
Igbokwe E**ka I think its PASTURE bedtime.For u 2 continue this FODDER is just OXEN 4 trouble. I'll eliminate all ur RUMINANTS!
11 hours ago via Facebook Mobile • LikeUnlike
Nonso Nna**de NEIGH! U re d 'ORN PENcilled for elimination. U OFFAL people know i always WEAN!
11 hours ago via Facebook Mobile • LikeUnlike
Igbokwe E**ka HOOFinks u cld WEAN. Now we are fully entRANCHed, we will keep STEAKing in your FLANKS. I have UDDERestiMATED u long enough and am sick of ur pOESTROUS.
10 hours ago via Facebook Mobile • LikeUnlike
Nonso Nna**de Dont u ever give HUMP? U must be at ur WHEAT's end. Take a break i imPLOUGH.
10 hours ago via Facebook Mobile • LikeUnlike
Igbokwe E**ka I was about 2 STEER away. I just want u 2 know we are STRAWng FORAGE has made us so 2 survive the ROUGHAGE ahead. I HERBy declare a staleMATE.
9 hours ago via Facebook Mobile • LikeUnlike
Igbokwe E**ka By d way, u r so good with BULLshit that i think u will do well in d coming age. Viva la BULLSHIT!
9 hours ago via Facebook Mobile • LikeUnlike
Nonso Nna**de Ahem to dat!
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