YAKAYAKAYAK-All About

yakayakayak /'jækæjækæjæk/ noun, adj.
1. The rattling sound of a rapid-fire or automatic firearms; evident in such movies starring the likes of Sylvester Stallone, Arnold Schwarzneggar, and fellow über-hunk, testosterone-dripping, heavily armed(well, of course) and trigger-happy movie character actors. Also defines the similar rapid-fire, a-mile-a-minute style which only the truly garrulous can manage: Twista, the hip-hop artist is a regular yakayakayak .

Yakayakayak…..geddit.
2. Used to replace the exact words someone has said when one thinks its unimportant, rubbish or silly. COMPARE blah.


Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished; persons attempting to find a plot in it will be shot.
BY ORDER OF THE AUTHOR.
-Mark Twain.


I’m no Ernest Hemingway, nor would I like to be. For all the ‘serious’ writing he did, he had to commit suicide. That is a pretty bummer, IMHO. Rather, I prefer the irreverential writing style of Mark Twain, where no rules are obeyed and everything goes and you can spell anything anyhow you want- you gotta admit it allows for lazy writing and shoots writer’s block dead(or almost dead, at least). That way, I don’t take anything too serious, I get to say anything I think or want without being worried about propriety and rules and how things have to be. So, if you are a student of literature in search of model articles here, I feel sorry for you for the 15 seconds you might waste here.
Am I crazy? Well, it has been remarked so severally before that you begin to sound like a broken record. I’m not only certifiable, I’m certified. From the psychology department of a prestigious university. Certified Madman; Certified Lunatic, First-Class Honors with a 4.7 GPA. But the jury is still out on that, though I’m not hopeful for a different opinion.

So strap on; let’s rattle away. I doubt we have anything to lose except our dignity and sanity. Obviously, you guys need to catch up with me as I am way too gone for redemption.